Unfortunately for Bart, the man's neighbor is a Member of Parliament, who reports Bart's offense to the Prime Minister. However after uncovering the truth, the man wants Bart to pay, but gets mocked by him. Tobias tells his father that the call was an emergency and at first, his father is surprised and wonders if it is true. The line is kept open for several hours, when Bart doesn't hang up, the Australian boy's father is billed $900.00, even the Simpsons family gets a big phone bill from all the international calls Bart made. He then asks the boy to see if the neighbors water is draining clockwise as well. Bart Simpson of the International Drainnag Commission in Springfield and asks him about which way the water drains, the boy confirms that the water is draining clockwise (Bart is angry but covers up). After calling many other Southern Hemisphere countries, like Antarctica, Chile and a fictional African dictatorship, without getting an answer he soon makes a collect call to an Australian boy named Tobias, saying his Dr. Bart then tries to prove that the effect is not real, he makes several international calls. Lisa tries to explain the effect to Bart more specifically by using Bart's globe, (which he never opened). He then tries draining the sink and flushing the toilet, the water not only goes counterclockwise but it also changes the temperature in the shower for Homer. Lisa explains the Coriolis Effect to Bart not entirely correctly, but he doesn't believe her. Lisa wins and Bart suggests she only won because her shampoo was in the "inner lane" to his toothpaste. The episode begins with a bathroom products race between Bart and Lisa at the bathroom sink. First name Jenna, last name Talia.”ĭon’t say: “Olaf Sekks may be a funny name in your country, but I really do work for Ikea and I want to cancel our advertising spend.In a way to spite Lisa, Bart makes a prank call to Tobias Drundridge, a naive Australian boy, which sparks international controversy. You would think, but the opening days of GB News have been plagued by amateurishness: bad lighting, terrible sound, stupid words and a total inability to spot off-colour puns.ĭo they have any plans to tackle the problem? Yes, they’ve introduced two new presenters, Dixie Normus and Phil McCavity.ĭo say: “I’d like to speak to Mr Neil about wokeness, please. I always imagined cynical, rightwing culture warriors to be more savvy. Actually Nigel Farage was recently persuaded to read out a birthday message to Hugh Janus on Cameo. No, there wasn’t.ĭidn’t they do this on The Simpsons? Yes – Bart made regular calls to Moe’s bar asking to speak to, among others, IP Freely, Amanda Huggenkiss, Anita Bath and Heywood U Kuddlemee. When I worked as a supply teacher there was a boy in the class called Mike Oxlong. Only a few hours earlier, the former Brexit party MEP Alexandra Phillips read an email from someone called “Mike Oxlong”.īut they could be genuine names. Yes? And? You may need to say his name out loud. In response to an item about children’s toys, presenter Michelle Dewberry read a response from one Mike Hunt. But its opinion shows are at least popular with a certain kind of caller. Where can I avoid this channel? Advertisers are asking the same question. “In fact, Hector has been banished from the studio.” What does it have instead? “Passionate presenters with character, flair, attitudes, opinion and, yes, a sense of humour,” said Neil on opening night.ĭo you have any examples of that humour? “Nobody will be allowed to hector,” he said a few seconds later. It’s a new “anti-woke” news channel fronted by Andrew Neil, but without any news. Really? But who would be so gullible in this day and age? The presenters of GB News. Don’t worry – prank calls are making a comeback. I miss that sort of wholesome, good-natured humour.
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